Tellus Liquides Imaginaires 2015

01/31/2020 - 03:10 PM

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3Scent 9Longevity 7Sillage

Now I feel sick

Tellus means earth. I would translate Eau arborante as "show-off water." Fortunately, I rarely feel sick from perfume.

Poor Yorick, I knew him. One day he lay down in a puddle and stayed there for half the day. A muddy puddle. He smelled of earth and his aftershave was rotting on his head, while his feet at the other end were stinking up a storm with some foot spray. Definitely a very funny man but now dead, and Hamlet holds his head while declaring that he kissed Yorick often. Now I feel sick.

And I can't keep my arm far enough away from me while writing.

So, quickly: Sillage = too much, longevity = too long. Otherwise, I like patchouli and earth, but here there is also some nauseating floral aftershave mixed in. At least on me. It might smell much better on you. Ugh. I... have to... go wash... quickly.

You can use it instead of an emetic. Easier than sticking your finger down your throat. Unless, of course, it smells much better on you than on me. Also suitable for performances of Hamlet. Otherwise, I can't imagine any use for it. *runs out*

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Marieposa 3 years ago

Oh dear, I'm feeling the same way as you. Eau de Moorleiche! Why am I only reading this now...

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Seerose 5 years ago

I just happened to come across your comment now. Kostus? Maybe the consonants "s" and "z" got mixed up, and then accidentally not placed after the "t." And a "t" was forgotten. That herb is disgusting.

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Camey5000 5 years ago

You wrote that really well. I just tested it and I’m comfortably at an 8.0. It suits me just fine. :-))

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Melisse2 5 years ago

I'll test it on paper first just to be safe.

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Stanze 5 years ago

@FvSpee Yeah, I usually give 0.5. Hamlet is really something different (2 points). But no, I usually start from the top with the points until it shows "bad." That's 4.5. But since you're right that it's rated too high, I've now brought it down to 3 points. That's the lower end of "bad." At 2.5, it just shows "()" anyway. Otherwise, I would have given 2.5.

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Verbena 5 years ago

Haha, it smells way better to me! ;))

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Floyd 5 years ago

That's why Heiner Müller was sure that Hamlet was wondering whether he should stick a piece of iron into this body or the next, and that the Lord would break his neck in the fall from a beer bench.

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FlirtyFlower 5 years ago

*hahaahaa* "Protzwasser" sounds funny! Okay, the scent experience wasn't for you, but you made it very entertaining! Trophy for you!

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FvSpee 5 years ago

What? It smells like orcs? Cool. One question: why the 4.5 points? 2 for its practical use as vomit water, 2 for Hamlet, and you always give 0.5 as a base rate because you’re nice?

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First 5 years ago

A total flop! Sometimes they have to happen. And if Cashmeran is already in the top notes, that's a really bad sign.

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0815abc 5 years ago

Haha, delicious :)
I had it once. Back when I was still a real tough guy. Today, I couldn't stand it anymore.

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Gelis 5 years ago

I’d rather use my finger. It’s free.

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Stanze 5 years ago

The family tester M moved a bit away, and when I said I needed to wash it off, he eagerly nodded and said, "that would probably be better."

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Kovex 5 years ago

I like patchouli, but here it was too much for me as well.

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Yatagan 5 years ago

I say: little wet animal in a burrow. But it has its charm. At least you smell different from your neighbor (but similar to your wet dog).

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ExUser 5 years ago

Poor Stanze! Can I offer you some smelling salts?

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Renata 5 years ago

Oh dear, you poor thing, and thanks for the warning. Your comment is, once again, top-notch-trophy for that!...........

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Conchi2019 5 years ago

Oh dear, such excursions shouldn't happen too often. Stay strong!

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Augusto 5 years ago

Oh wow, that really hit you hard. I think I'll skip that one too, thanks for the warning!

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Melisse2 5 years ago

As always with an original application tip, but unusually with just one. The scent really seems to be terrible if that's all it's good for.

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Ergoproxy 5 years ago

It smells great on my husband. :)

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Can777 5 years ago

I really like the brand. Even if this wasn't necessarily my favorite! I guess the washing ritual has to be applied!

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Torfdoen 5 years ago

I find it very pleasant and old-school. What does the family tester M say about it? But I guess with you two, it’s not going to work out anymore.

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SchatzSucher 5 years ago

I don't think the scent would smell any better on me either... Thanks for taking one for the team. Patchouli is earthy enough on its own, no need to amplify that. And adding Costus? I can't imagine that being very pleasant. This scent won't be going on my wishlist.

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Pollita 5 years ago

You poor thing. It's tough when you end up with one like that.

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