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I put the Moni in Ammoniak.
Hello again from the Parfumhaus der imaginären Liköre. Well, what do we have here? This scent is a fairy tale.
At first, you feel like a crow in possession of a thick nut, not quite sure what to do with it.
But suddenly, Ha!, I know this! Virgins and toreros. Infallible. Absolutely. I know what I’m smelling. And lo and behold, the intersection of both perfumes lies, as suspected, in the Indian costus root.
Don’t know it? Never smelled it? Well, let me tell you what it smells like; it probably smells like fart.
Yes, some people are surely getting upset here, especially, and most likely, the perfumer; but then she shouldn’t make such a perfume and should do something with Wolfgang Joop and old leather chairs. And although we’re not that far from leather after all.
Leather is often dyed in India with ammonia, without any special protective measures; please take a sniff of your Louis Vuitton bag for comparison.
And if the scent seems familiar to you and you like it, because studies show we only like what resembles us in all sensory directions, then you’ll find that this fact knows no boundaries.
So, now just imagine a proper shot of musk added,
Boom, done, Tellus - Eau Arborante.
Madame Le Garlantezec, EXACTLY my humor.
At first, you feel like a crow in possession of a thick nut, not quite sure what to do with it.
But suddenly, Ha!, I know this! Virgins and toreros. Infallible. Absolutely. I know what I’m smelling. And lo and behold, the intersection of both perfumes lies, as suspected, in the Indian costus root.
Don’t know it? Never smelled it? Well, let me tell you what it smells like; it probably smells like fart.
Yes, some people are surely getting upset here, especially, and most likely, the perfumer; but then she shouldn’t make such a perfume and should do something with Wolfgang Joop and old leather chairs. And although we’re not that far from leather after all.
Leather is often dyed in India with ammonia, without any special protective measures; please take a sniff of your Louis Vuitton bag for comparison.
And if the scent seems familiar to you and you like it, because studies show we only like what resembles us in all sensory directions, then you’ll find that this fact knows no boundaries.
So, now just imagine a proper shot of musk added,
Boom, done, Tellus - Eau Arborante.
Madame Le Garlantezec, EXACTLY my humor.
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Sassy and quirky. I like it!