Top Notes 
Saffron
Bergamot
Italian mandarin orange
Sichuan pepper
Heart Notes 
Tuscan leather
Turkish pink rose
Violet
Raspberry
Base Notes 
Black amber
Ebony
Marshmallow
Patchouli
11/13/2025
LadyPrickles
46 Reviews
LadyPrickles
1
Love Club — Noyz: Eh, It's Fine
This smells like every perfume sample in a magazine you might open in a salon in 1998. A safe, slightly aquatic, fruity floral, suitable for daytime and the office, fit for any age group from tween up. Definitely unisex, which is usually a plus for me, but quite boring in its execution.
In spite of the seemingly complex fragrance pyramid, I somehow don't get any pepper, leather or amber at all. If they're in there somewhere, the watery fruit and florals have muscled them out -- at least on my skin! Even so, I really can't pick out anything distinct in the leftovers. The other notes are just kind of...there.
The end result is a fairly flat, general "good smell," on par with a drugstore body spray, or maybe an old Playboy cologne circa 2009-2012 at best. (Actually, scratch that. As I recall, Playboy: Vegas was a surprising kind of cheap perfume alchemy. This juice could NEVER.)
Honestly it's kind of giving the more unisex Axe or BOD Man fragrances vibe, but on low battery.
So, Love Club is fine. Just fine. I think there's a zero percent chance of someone asking what you're wearing, or your significant other asking you to spritz a hoodie with it for them to keep.
It's nice, but without a clear point of view if that makes any sense, and therefore pretty forgettable.
-- This review previously appeared on another site under the name "PrincessPrickleson." That's me! I'm moving my collection to Parfumo.
In spite of the seemingly complex fragrance pyramid, I somehow don't get any pepper, leather or amber at all. If they're in there somewhere, the watery fruit and florals have muscled them out -- at least on my skin! Even so, I really can't pick out anything distinct in the leftovers. The other notes are just kind of...there.
The end result is a fairly flat, general "good smell," on par with a drugstore body spray, or maybe an old Playboy cologne circa 2009-2012 at best. (Actually, scratch that. As I recall, Playboy: Vegas was a surprising kind of cheap perfume alchemy. This juice could NEVER.)
Honestly it's kind of giving the more unisex Axe or BOD Man fragrances vibe, but on low battery.
So, Love Club is fine. Just fine. I think there's a zero percent chance of someone asking what you're wearing, or your significant other asking you to spritz a hoodie with it for them to keep.
It's nice, but without a clear point of view if that makes any sense, and therefore pretty forgettable.
-- This review previously appeared on another site under the name "PrincessPrickleson." That's me! I'm moving my collection to Parfumo.
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