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My dear Icefall, I would
really like to say something nice about you, good thing I didn't read your ingredients in your resume first, so I'm completely unbiased. You are quite an eccentric character, the first impression... well, I hope it's misleading, celery and Maggi herb are your companions. Ah, your name, it's just perfect for hot days, I thought you would cool me down, at least you have an icy character on the outside. Not at all, you are a bit cabbage soup-scented, warming, but take it easy, I'm patient, maybe you're just shy and hiding behind vegetable buddies. Slowly you become calmer, gentler, looking at me kindly, the vegetable herbs turn medicinal, with a pleasant sweetness - just like making gargle solutions tasty for the little ones. And it seems you work in carpentry, you have something woody about you, which I like, it distracts a bit from the cabbage soup. And it feels like I've known you for a while, do you have a brother? Let me check my list, ah, there he is, Kythnos, is he family of yours? Oh no, well then... let's keep it short, you are not my type, I'm sorry, there's not going to be a second date.
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Here on the big perfume Tinder
You'll quickly have a few new dates... ;-)).
As for Icefall: It could have been really great. It basically is, but it needs a more fitting name... I imagine something different when I hear Icefall...
At the core, pierced by pine needles :)
But I also really like veggie scents.
This one wouldn’t be for me. I still don’t get why scents have to smell like vegetables and especially... WHO wears something like that? Oh wait... chefs.. Exactly, chefs 😂