Door Sausage

I smell Sauvage about twice per day - I am slowly loosing my mind, I thought I could never despise a scent more than I despise 1 million yet miracles so happen.

I myself have owned a bottle of this god forsaken ambroxan infused cat urine. 

3 constants of this universe;

Death

Taxes

Every guy in his 20’s within a 2 Km radius of a Ralph Lauren polo will wear this biblical mistake.

No hate to anyone who wears this scent and enjoys it, each to his/her own. Just wish I didn’t smell it everyday