Hallodri

... in my bright red teenage makeup case made of leather. Filled with a few other over-the-top items from the 80s and 90s. The first thing I spotted when opening the treasure chest was, to my great delight, PERLE NOIR, also...

…. this won't do! How do you imagine this? What are you thinking? Do you seriously believe I am married to a Russian oligarch? A British media tycoon? A Greek shipping magnate? An Argentine real estate mogul? Do you think that? You...