I wear scents

I was born early in life and developed nostrils in the middle of what I have come to assume is my human face. While passing myself off as a human I prefer to smell clean and good. As opposed to dirty and bad. Through trial and error I have determined what smells bad and what smells good. I assume most of the human species are somewhat similar in preferring to smell good. I spray Grey Flannel on my clean dry body. I place clothes over my clean dry body and walk amongst everyone else. Yes I wear shoes over socks placed over each foot. When I pass by others I detect slight nostril flairing. I prefer this. Females of the human species are pretty when they display the mating signal of slight nostril flairing. This is usually followed by liplicking and tongue lip licking with eyebrow raises. I mainly use hedione scents now, this works best in controlling other humans of the human species on the planet earth. Stay smelly my friends.