Knee-slapper Thread

not today

Just making sure my cat doesn't hear, but "Awww" ...

Doctor: You look so weak and exhausted. Are you having three meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said three males a day!!

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Once in the doctor's office, he tells me: 
- Sir, you should stop masturbating! 
- Why! 
- Well, way I can not examine you!

Boo

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy Bones!

Happy Halloween, perfumisti!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RK-oQfFToVg

Jimmy Kimmel is going to Hell.

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah!
Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah!
Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah!

OMG, you find the best stuff on the internet!!!

I loved it

Cat humor anyone ?

PontNeuf,
Cat humor is a right not a privilege.

My new favorite meme:

Move along, nothing to see here.

some of these tweets from parents are reeeallly funny.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/17/best-parenti ng-tweets_n_4282866.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopula r

"I served salad as an entree for dinner and only 2 of the 4 cried. #winning"

Love it!

okay, miss interwebs, you've gone too far.