DOLBYWORLD

Smarty Pants. He can have all that!

I'm sorry to be a spoilsport but methinks Freckles Butt is gay.

x
(You don't even like him cruel wifey!)

Cryptic, master of the interwebs, strikes again.

RIP, Santa.

Blasphemy!
You just broke my heart. I'm very sensitive you know?

How about Adam Levine, Dig? He's sort of freckled and not gay.

Thanks for keeping me amused.

How about Adam Levine, Dig?

No, too skinny. He's ok to look at but too skinny to touch.

Oh. I'll see if I can do better.

Tim Tebow?

Tim Tebow?
no. Try Nelly or LL

He looks a little sad here, Dig. Maybe you can cheer him up.

no. How about the male cast of Criminal Minds.

This guy?

That guy. He cleans up nice!

I might have to change my name to horn dog.

This one? Very nice... I approve.

ok I need Thomas Gibson too.

Sorry Dig. I got distracted.

Anyhoo, Thomas Gibson:

Look at that facial expression. He just opened the American Express bill and saw those charges from Fragrance.net. Run!

Yeah but I'll make it up to him