Sunny Fruit 2017

TIA1971
22.07.2018 - 12:10 PM
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Bottle
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Sillage
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Scent

The two on my shoulders...

...there they sit again and chat. On the left the devil - on the right the naive angel...that's how I feel when I want to comment on the second "quick buy" at Dougi and start spraying:

Angel: Hmmmm, delicious mandarin and peach - white peach - mjam mjam..

Devil: Yes, exactly! Bullshit! Bullshit! What you're talking about is getting the chemistry club in... my ass! No one can sniff out what that is...sweet fruit pancake!

Angel: Please, I don't see it that way...smells nice...

Devil: No, it doesn't and you know it very well, you with your whitewashing, pah!

Angel: Well, well, if you say so, but Neroli, Neroli is always so nice and refreshing in summer and the flowers and...

Teufelchen: Stop! Stop! That's it! No, no, no, no, no, no! You call that flowers? Nah, really not and Neroli...yes, that really Kölsche water is also refreshing, but do you have to run around with it now...in the top note and sweep away, okay, but in the heart? You're out of your mind! And if it is, it's the original, not this...

Angel: Oh come...musk, I love musk and wood...there's cedar wood in here, that's great!

Devil: Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah! I can read too, but I can't RIECHEN any of it...that's supposed to sound good...Zeeeedernholz UND weißener Moschus...lölölölö tralalalala..Quatsch mit (Mief-)Sauße! Quiet now!

Angel: Hm...might be that...na yaaaaaaa, maybe you're right...

Devil: Of course I'm right! It was flickering! You got it! Unbelievable! The stuff sucks like ice cubes in a mixer, it's pointless like low carb bread with peanut butter and besides: If she sprays herself with it, then we have to wear both and I don't feel like it - BASTA! Off to the barrel with it!!

Engelchen: Okay, but we could still pass it on...every day a good deed...maybe somebody else likes it...so free of charge is of course...

Devil: Are you all right????? If it's absolutely necessary, but then to someone here at Parfumo who comes at least from another city, better from another state or even abroad, although, if they find that when crossing the border...no, but good in the barrel doesn't go then, that's pollution and just so somewhere to take away, we could - if we are seen - in retrospect be framed as bodily injury...and of course FREE of charge...I don't want to be sued again, like with the other so called "scent"...then we have a claim for damages on our neck afterwards...although...still better than this scent I would think, harharharharhar.... ;-)

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