Ultra Mâle Jean Paul Gaultier 2015

It is Friday, 23:30; the working week is over; the weekend begins with this night! The club is full. Anyway, I know the bouncer. He always lets me and my boys in. Inside: dark light, swirling bass, party. And me? I belong here. I wear my white shirt, black jeans, dark leather shoes and Ultra Male, because I know he will stand out and arrive.
This is what I imagine when I smell Ultra Male while sitting in front of the PC, drinking my Capri Sun (orange of course - everything else is whack) and watching the umpteenth YouTube video about leaven.
Well, to each his own. Everything has advantages and disadvantages, just like Ultra Male has: The scent is sweet, very sweet, like a ripe pear, made with puff pastry and vanilla cream. That's often not my case, but sometimes, I want that and then it's eye-twisting good. Ultra Male can be part of a full fragrance collection, but in moderation. (Note in the margin: Please take care not to consume too much sugar, especially added industrial sugar)
Even though Ultra Male seems to be more for the party scene, I think you can wear it during the day, but then only very discreetly and rather on colder days. That's something different than constantly smelling perfume, which smells like perfume, especially in your free time. Fresh and tart are great, but sometimes it can be sweet, even if not everyone likes it. What does it do?
Durability and sillage are good.
The bottle is nice to hold, but is a bit too on the nose for me (Do you understand? Nose -> Scent and nose, because only the torso is shaped. Jokes, where the nose smells to (again!). Oh yes, the last word of the sentence outside the parenthesis is still missing. This parenthesis is hereby closed) Party Stallion.