Black Tar Parfumerie Particulière

So, or something like that, thinks not only Parfumerie Practiculär, but surely also the road construction companies, that forests, fields, and meadows should have no place in this our land, and must be layered with whatever they have on hand: tar, tar, tar!

What’s the point? Flower meadows. Childish! They smell way too good and only create stress with all the bees; beekeepers can’t keep up with buying pipe tobacco. TAR!

Coniferous forests! They just poke! They look pretty, but all that resin everywhere, you can’t get it off your soles and clothes, and they poke really badly, I already said that. TAR!

Wood. We all know how dangerous driving between trees can be. It’s mega-stressful to pay attention to every single trunk when you’re speeding at 220: TAR!

And yet, this tar quiver seems to have stuffed all this biomass inside it (why is "stuffed" not highlighted in red) ((highlighted in red is "highlighted in red")) well,

anyway, this is the best natural eco-tar there is.