Patchouli
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Olli's Soap Box! (totally secret)
I thought long and hard; it just wouldn't be fair to withhold this trip from you.
Olli's Soap Box is my new dealer. He sells the stuff OVER the counter. Bold.
But without a Special-Member-Patchouli certificate, you won't get anywhere here, I'll tell you that right away.
And you have to be able to cough up 20 bucks first, otherwise you won't get anything at all.
Before that, he won't even give you a tired smile, I swear. He just stares blankly at you with a tired, empty look, as if you were air. It's almost like someone not responding to your souk email inquiries. You know what I mean. Cruel!
Sure, Surabaya, for connoisseurs, isn't right up front in the display; you have to dig a little and maybe ask if you could see row 8. Pro tip: the code word is: Surabaya.
And then wink a little with your left eyebrow; and then, if Olli takes pity on you, and provided he has the stuff, and maybe dabs a bit on you, you'll really take off. Have fun!
Because THIS is the patch from Coromandel, just without the chocolate. It’s like that. Me.Ga.
For a nature perfume, it's really chemical.
Penetrating patchouli penetration.
Super long, firm staying power.
Fucking fabulous endurance.
Best patch in the BIO-Darknet.
Olli's Soap Box is my new dealer. He sells the stuff OVER the counter. Bold.
But without a Special-Member-Patchouli certificate, you won't get anywhere here, I'll tell you that right away.
And you have to be able to cough up 20 bucks first, otherwise you won't get anything at all.
Before that, he won't even give you a tired smile, I swear. He just stares blankly at you with a tired, empty look, as if you were air. It's almost like someone not responding to your souk email inquiries. You know what I mean. Cruel!
Sure, Surabaya, for connoisseurs, isn't right up front in the display; you have to dig a little and maybe ask if you could see row 8. Pro tip: the code word is: Surabaya.
And then wink a little with your left eyebrow; and then, if Olli takes pity on you, and provided he has the stuff, and maybe dabs a bit on you, you'll really take off. Have fun!
Because THIS is the patch from Coromandel, just without the chocolate. It’s like that. Me.Ga.
For a nature perfume, it's really chemical.
Penetrating patchouli penetration.
Super long, firm staying power.
Fucking fabulous endurance.
Best patch in the BIO-Darknet.
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