Green Vanille Régime des Fleurs 2025 Eau de Parfum

Creamy, jungly spice. The fanged vanilla to Toor Toor’s toothy tuberose. Despite the chamomile and almond milk this is not a sleepy scent. If anything she is kinda ~* spoicy *~. Green Vanille is a textural one; the chamomile leans sharply herbal, stems and all, and the hazelnut feels raw and whole. It’s impressive how RdF can take traditionally angelic notes – like vanilla and tuberose – and make them feel secretive and wild, but this one personally wasn’t for me. Nuanced on skin and lasts a good long day in fabric, though.

Mental Snapshot: A Mayan Revival Frank Lloyd Wright mansion. Enter Lara Croft, CEO. Her handshake is smooth and warm, but also the prelude to a judo throw.

tl;dr: snarling flower