Green Vanille Régime des Fleurs 2025 Eau de Parfum

Vick's Vapor Rub? Tiger balm? Carmex? I am not sure why, but this is not at all what I imagined based on reviews and note listings. I ordered a small sample from LuckyScent and have sniffed it on my forearm throughout the day. This is my first smell of anything from Regime des Fleurs. I have been hoping for the creamy and woody notes to become apparent, but they have not. There is a medicinal bitterness. An animalic oud, smelling of an antique perfume that has evaporated into a brown syrup. Reminds me of Chanel No. 5? Please let me know if anyone feels this is remotely on base to what you've experienced with this fragrance.