Versace pour Homme Dylan Blue 2016 Eau de Toilette

Fresh21
30.04.2020 - 02:25 AM
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You can't come in here!

In Scent City there are a lot of clubs, bars and other places. One of them is called @Fresh21 (pronounced: ett Fräsch twentiwann), in front of which the following happened when young Dylan was rejected once again:

"Hey, what's up man, here I come again."
[Silence]

"It's pretty busy here, will you let me in today?"

Nope.

"But why not? Hey, smell me ... I am fresh, spicy, sweet, aquatic, smoky, everything in it, tip top, clean and neat until tomorrow morning when you close."

[Silence]

"Oh, come on, the previous speakers came in too, even that Henry from Hill 667, the one with the sign language. Only six weeks ago."

[Silence]

"Man, I don't get it. A year and a half ago, I could go in and out every day, I was a regular fixture here, even if only for two months. And now it's all, "no entry, too young, too lovely, too fluffy" ... "Dude, what's the deal?"

[Silence]

"And yet I'm so well received, a crowd pleaser, a top all-rounder, whether in my leisure time, at the office or on a date - there are compliments everywhere. And it's not just because I'm a little bit of everything: Bleu de Chanel, Sauvage, YSL Ultime and also a little bit of Profumo, but because I have my very own character that doesn't need to fear comparison with others. I also have a strong charisma and I can hold out for quite a long time."

Are you a callboy?
"What?! ... very funny, but okay, I get it. Last time it was already said "you are too designed, want too much and can do it, even too fresh I should be somehow. I can get that, but hey, ... then please tell me one more thing: What does 21 mean in the name of your shop? I thought there are young people there and I would have a second chance to get in, but obviously there are only old people here now."

That's right. One, and he is wise
"??? ... What do you mean?"

You can't get in here!
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