Torino21 Xerjoff 2021

The Opening:

"Do you have any gum?"

"No, sorry"

"Of course you have gum, I can smell it. Everything here smells like mint because of you!"

"Okay, you got me. How many do you want?"

"I want to chew at least 30 mint gums with my mouth open"

"...okay"

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The Heart:

"I just chewed so many mint gums, you wouldn't believe it!"

"Lost another bet?"

"No, I just felt like it"

"Understandable, I can still smell it a bit. Speaking of which - do you want to rub yourself with herbs? We can use my hands for that, I just need to press 5 kilos of lemons first. I love lemon juice"

"Sure, I'm totally in. But please don't wash your hands afterwards"

"...okay"

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The Drydown:

"So, what do you think?"

"What do you mean?"

"Yeah, how do I smell?"

"No idea, I can't tell. Maybe I need to get closer.. Yeah, actually, you smell like something. Did you chew way too many mint gums again and let yourself be rubbed with herbs? Let me guess, it was the guy who always presses 5 kilos of lemons, and you wanted him not to wash his hands afterwards. I know you like lemons, just not so intensely"

".. Yeah"

"I think that's good. It's got something! The radiance isn't really there, but you smell fresh, like an herbal candy with an undertone of freshly laid mulch, somehow."

"Mulch? How do you come up with mulch?"

"No idea, you do smell a bit mulchy, sour woody masculine, but I kind of like mulch. When I press my nose to your skin, I smell herbs and mulch. Your breath tells stories about the gums, but it's slowly fading."

"Did you just say I smell mulchy?"

"Yeah"

Torino21.