06/13/2025

peterbourbon
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peterbourbon
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Assaultive villains
Anyone expecting Johnny Depp or OnePiece here: Move along.
This isn't your funny, good-looking buddy pirate from the neighborhood, this is the assaultive redneck who always makes you cross the street.
No matter how good you are at skat at the gambling table in the rocked-out ship's belly: just leave it alone and lose on purpose - they'll just accuse you of playing the cards anyway. When they're drunk, they're only looking for one reason to smash your face in. It's like those groups of louts who used to say "He showed you this one". Not a chance. When they all fall asleep drunk and snore, you sneak away and get into a lifeboat - but you'll sink anyway. There's no rescue out here. In the dark, angry sea.
The notes are deceptive. It's not the typical coconut, nor the gourmand rum. It's more like the foul-mouthed mouthful after a night of drinking. The guy who always wants you to sing along to the shanty at the top of your voice - but from verse 2 onwards he's just slurring anyway.
The final harassment.
The rest is dark, woody aquatic doom that you have to be receptive to.
Unpleasantly realistic and merciless.
Real & exciting niche for people who have nothing left to lose anyway.
This isn't your funny, good-looking buddy pirate from the neighborhood, this is the assaultive redneck who always makes you cross the street.
No matter how good you are at skat at the gambling table in the rocked-out ship's belly: just leave it alone and lose on purpose - they'll just accuse you of playing the cards anyway. When they're drunk, they're only looking for one reason to smash your face in. It's like those groups of louts who used to say "He showed you this one". Not a chance. When they all fall asleep drunk and snore, you sneak away and get into a lifeboat - but you'll sink anyway. There's no rescue out here. In the dark, angry sea.
The notes are deceptive. It's not the typical coconut, nor the gourmand rum. It's more like the foul-mouthed mouthful after a night of drinking. The guy who always wants you to sing along to the shanty at the top of your voice - but from verse 2 onwards he's just slurring anyway.
The final harassment.
The rest is dark, woody aquatic doom that you have to be receptive to.
Unpleasantly realistic and merciless.
Real & exciting niche for people who have nothing left to lose anyway.