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Leimbacher
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10
Mick's Used Gum
The title of the hit sadly becomes the program here, as the first Rolling Stones fragrance I test mutates into a nasty bubblegum barbarian that not only jumps in your face but also kicks you in the balls...
The colors, the band, the (song/perfume) titles - I would be lying if I said this new fragrance collection from the rock band legend didn't catch my eye and nose positively in real life. Unfortunately, "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" doesn't exactly inspire me to want to test the other "band members"... This bright red bottle shoots out a sugary-sticky synthetic mist that almost glows radioactively and can quickly rise to your temples in a migraine-inducing way. What a flashy monster! Most synthetic pineapple. Stickiest saffron. Sweaty-heavy white flowers. Red apple. Hairspray horror. This is not sexy; it's annoying. I can't and won't put it any nicer. This is not worthy of the legendary band and the timeless song. I don't want to know what people who don't like sweet and extroverted fragrances would say about this...
Bottle: Red & in your face
Sillage: A jack-of-all-trades in too many alleys
Longevity: 7-9 hours is quite something...
Conclusion: Not very satisfying... An artificial bubblegum cacophony of the more yucky kind... Exhausting, intrusive, aggressive. Doesn't fit with us. Doesn't really fit with the Stones. Or the song. Or the price.
The colors, the band, the (song/perfume) titles - I would be lying if I said this new fragrance collection from the rock band legend didn't catch my eye and nose positively in real life. Unfortunately, "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" doesn't exactly inspire me to want to test the other "band members"... This bright red bottle shoots out a sugary-sticky synthetic mist that almost glows radioactively and can quickly rise to your temples in a migraine-inducing way. What a flashy monster! Most synthetic pineapple. Stickiest saffron. Sweaty-heavy white flowers. Red apple. Hairspray horror. This is not sexy; it's annoying. I can't and won't put it any nicer. This is not worthy of the legendary band and the timeless song. I don't want to know what people who don't like sweet and extroverted fragrances would say about this...
Bottle: Red & in your face
Sillage: A jack-of-all-trades in too many alleys
Longevity: 7-9 hours is quite something...
Conclusion: Not very satisfying... An artificial bubblegum cacophony of the more yucky kind... Exhausting, intrusive, aggressive. Doesn't fit with us. Doesn't really fit with the Stones. Or the song. Or the price.
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Top Notes
Cinnamon
Nutmeg
Pineapple
Saffron
Heart Notes
Tobacco
Orange blossom
Tuberose
Base Notes
Patchouli
Tonka bean
Cedar

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