04/20/2025

Byrehoe
186 Reviews

Byrehoe
2
yes mommy
A pheromone-like floral. My dark horse of the Universal Flowering fam. The star is pillowy, voluptuous jasmine. It’s flower made flesh, sweaty and humid. The supporting lychee is lush and drunken, a bang on lycheetini. Tobacco provides the bassline, incense the chorus. Something about it feels a bit retro – like 80s shoulder-pads retro – which might be the hairspray accord some have found. Simultaneously youthful and mature. Lasts all night on skin and my favourite jasmine to date, but I don’t have much occasion to stiletto about penthouse lounges. And if someone ever asked what I was wearing, would not be able to say its name with a straight face.
Mental Snapshot: Running into your boss outside of work. Your hot boss. Very Nagel woman, very Sue from The Substance meets Cruella de Vil. She’s still in a suit, but her hair is tousled from the dancefloor and she’s got two cocktails in hand. One is for you. “If you can still finish that report by tomorrow.” Somewhere, a live band starts playing Careless Whisper.
tl;dr: does what it says on the tin
Mental Snapshot: Running into your boss outside of work. Your hot boss. Very Nagel woman, very Sue from The Substance meets Cruella de Vil. She’s still in a suit, but her hair is tousled from the dancefloor and she’s got two cocktails in hand. One is for you. “If you can still finish that report by tomorrow.” Somewhere, a live band starts playing Careless Whisper.
tl;dr: does what it says on the tin