Fortlandia's Perfume Statements

Perky

BYZA

1

Smells more like cherry cough syrup or cherry Vicks than it does cola. No. I don't want to smell like that.

God of Fire

1

I don't get the hype. Unrealistic candy-like mango and random tropical fruits. Fem-leaning. There are better mango fragrances.

I Will

4

What were they thinking with this bottle design? So cheap looking.

1

Overrated by nostalgia. It's OK. Generic designer salty citrus. At least it doesn't smell like a urinal. It's fine.

1

This must be what people at a nudist colony smell like. I don't hate it. Can only wear at a beach or pool. Or nudist colony, obvi

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