Frankcrummit

Eagerly anticipated but very disappointing. Overwhelmingly turpenic and relentlessly sour. My first scrubber from this esteemed house!

An initial blast of artificial sweetness which mellows then fades, with the slightly sickly impermanence of candy floss.

Succeeds by elevating soft woods and musks over harsh balsam - like the incensing of an ancient icon in a chapel stuffed with dried flowers.

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Strangely spicy, sour and dry; not a fragrance to relish.