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Joemamas 4 months ago 2
WOAH!!!!!!
I say WOAH not because it's amazing but because it feels like getting f**ing flash banged by a lemon, or like someone ran over and pelted you with lemon zest and then ran off. It lasts a while and when the flower scent does come in, it smells like that weird stage of spring where everything smells like pollen and bees. If it's summer or spring it'd be fine but this in any other time is a 100% no go. Unless you wanna hear someone say "did you walk through a cloud of lemons and pollen on the way here?" either way, its your life not mine ig
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Joemamas 4 months ago 1
tootsie rolls???
It took me like 5 minutes to find the name but it smells like American Tootsie Rolls, it's pretty unisex but it's pretty gentle on the coffee scent. it seemed to advertise some memory of an old lost love but unless that lost love is some 1 cent chocolate candy then you're out of luck here. Not to say the smell is bad, but it's just bright and not coffee at all. But it still smells good, should have named it something better though like.... "Tootsie Roll."
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Joemamas 4 months ago 1
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Bottle
5
Sillage
6
Longevity
10
Scent
Daiso, grandmas
so you could see this one of two ways depending on where you're from. It smells kinda like an older woman, and also like a Daiso, which are essentially one and the same. It's a clean smell that is covered up mostly by a super alcoholic base which just smells like hand sanitizer or cleaning supplies.
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Joemamas 4 months ago 1
patch of flowers
smells like a nice little patch of flowers in a forest, or like you're napping with the window slightly open next to a pot of flowers. lots of strong fruity flavors, and its overall good. It does stay on pretty long but still retains that dreamy forest feel. there's not a lot of green like other of J-scents picks which lets the strong fruit smells take precedent, which I personally am not a fan of but I could easily see others loving. then it all recedes back into J-scents trademark refreshing vanilla-musky scent that I will never be able to praise highly enough.
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Joemamas 4 months ago 1
6
Bottle
8
Sillage
8
Longevity
10
Scent
idk what verbeene is talking about
I don't even know what the other review is trying to say but that poetry goes hard. This is a pretty gender-neutral scent that I just can't get enough of. it's such a good mixture of floral and bright scents without being overly joyous or green. I don't know what those fragrance people were cooking up with this one because it's a bright scent that also somehow has a hint of sadness? like wearing this makes me feel like I just went on a walk after crying, 10/10 I think its a good "rain" scent.
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