10 years ago
I think I will have to watch it (and try the perfume) after that marathon! I was such a Hitchcock buff as a teenager but have never seen that one. Apologies to Orson Welles for the misspelling of his name.
In my usual throwaway style, I hereby present an easy set of clues for the intellectually exhausted.
House and fragrances (3).
The flacons for these perfumes
Are the ugliest you'll see,
It's not that I am snobbish,
The Parfumo stats agree!
Behold the smiling sales rep
Who is paid to disagree,
"We've three and all are special,
They're collectible, you see!"
Collectible? Well maybe,
But that's really no excuse,
Not only are these creepy
But I'm questioning the juice;
Is there a female likeness
To these creatures made of glass?
If this were me, I'd surely
Be insulted - they're so crass!
Despite the SA's sales pitch,
She did not appear convinced,
For when she touched these bottles,
Well, she oh-so-subtley winced;
But if you like this singer
(Is it her? It's hard to tell..)
Then wear these with abandon
And good taste can go to hell!