Greysolon:You're enjoying this aren't you, Sherapop
I've been through Anthropology to Jaguar to Ambercrombie & Fitch to Gap to Hummer to Gwen Stefani to Cadillac to...
...and that was before your last clue.
Apicius, Parfumo needs a new emoticon: one showing a little angry face pulling its hair out!
start at the END of the alphabet.