Fugliest Bottles

That is the UGLIEST perfume bottle I have ever seen.

It's literally frightening. Scary clown. Can you imagine waking up in the shadows and having that bottle be the first thing you see on the dresser?

I wonder what would happen if I ordered a bottle and put it in the medicine cabinet to greet Mr. Cryptic when he wakes up in the morning? Surprise!!

Smurfette Blue Magic

It's gotten to the point where the "New and Remarkable" section has become a house of horrors.

This one is actually funny. I would be ashamed to put my name on this pice of junk.

thank the Smurf movies for it.

It's Smurfette's "celebrity scent"

I was laughing so loud, that my Sister came in my room

These are like the wicked stepmother in the Snow White.

Monsters Inc., get be inspired!

This.... I've seen it in real life. It's a plastic spring, I swear! dsbo73qgdzp2w.cloudfront.net/files/styles/news _node_image/public/news/justin-bieber-girlfrie nd-perfume-400.png

How dare they call this "jolie," lol.

www.parfumo.com/Perfumes/Luigi_Batani/Jolie_Ch at_gruen

OMG, as ridiculous as the celeb behind it!

Zombie-Chat!

Cryptic, are you implying this bottle bears a certain resemblance to Bob? AKA Battery Operated Boyfriend

Grey??

Yay!!

Is this topic X-rated?

The topic is fine. It's the bottles that are questionable.

www.parfumo.com/Users/Liebmausdana/PerfumePict ure/28921

A skull with a crown and a grill. Nice.

Another winner from New and Notable:

"Peety is a fatal feeling," which seems to be a nod to the fact that the bottle has a cowl going on like the grim reaper. The spokesmodel is a bearded nun, or something. I assume they were going for an arabic look but missed the mark.

www.friendlyfur.de/display/product/a-rebours-w hite-edition

Imagine opening this box as a birthday surprise!

I used to think the Bvlgari Omnia bottle was horrible, especially the cheap plastic feel of it. I resented one of my favourite fragrances coming from such a tacky container. Since discovering these online databases and some of the more unfortunate designs I take less of an issue with it.

Azzaro Duo is identical to a gold-plated Lelo! Wouldn't want to get that confused at a delicate moment. "Honey, why does your crotch smell like patchouli?"