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And did you know that a green parakeet is just an unripe canary?
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I can relate to this one at the moment:
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Sex and Marriage:
When you are newly married, you will have sex everywhere and anywhere at anytime. After you have kids, it is only behind the locked bedroom door when the kids are asleep. When you are retired, the closest you get is when you pass each other in the hallway and say, "F**k you.:37fdcdbc37]
Ahahaha!
Nice use of a "F**k you." You don't see those in very many jokes.
When you are newly married, you will have sex everywhere and anywhere at anytime. After you have kids, it is only behind the locked bedroom door when the kids are asleep. When you are retired, the closest you get is when you pass each other in the hallway and say, "F**k you.:37fdcdbc37]
Ahahaha!
Nice use of a "F**k you." You don't see those in very many jokes.
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Deleted.
(Sorry, don't know what I was thinking last night, that vid was way too uncivilized for this lovely thread.)
(Sorry, don't know what I was thinking last night, that vid was way too uncivilized for this lovely thread.)
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The truth is always the funniest, isn't it.
Dlane, I think you would love a full Izzard show. I highly recommend "Circle" and "Dress to Kill."
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Dlane1953:
I have loved everything you've posted by him---now I must go to Youtube to see the rest...thanks
I have loved everything you've posted by him---now I must go to Youtube to see the rest...thanks
You should sit down with a beverage and watch an entire video on your tv. He puts on the best show!
Dlane1953:
I saw the first video before you deleted it--it was hilarious situation comedy! (Definately written for teen males--that is their thought process in a nutshell.)
I saw the first video before you deleted it--it was hilarious situation comedy! (Definately written for teen males--that is their thought process in a nutshell.)
yeah, unfortunately my sense of humor sort of runs the gamut from the completely sophomoric to the intellectual. (Plus Paul Rudd is so fun to watch - he really goes for it there, doesn't he!)
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Dulcemio:
yeah, unfortunately my sense of humor sort of runs the gamut from the completely sophomoric to the intellectual.
yeah, unfortunately my sense of humor sort of runs the gamut from the completely sophomoric to the intellectual.
And this is why I heart you.
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Aww, thanks, you guys. I heart you too. 
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Both of these are friggin hilarious! "You sound like Dick Van Dyke." Ahahahaha!!!
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Cryptic what was the name of the book/movie about a young girl and fire. This was years ago. I am thinking Sissy Spacek.
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Yes, Sleuth I believe it was Carrie. I read the book, but can't remember a thing about the plot. Only fire and a young girl. I think she was young. 
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