Bijan Men 1981 Eau de Toilette

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10.01.2021 - 03:36 AM
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Scent

Hasn't Always Been a Love - it is Now

I don't have a whole lot of history with this fragrance, so this review isn't going to be long-winded as what I would typically write. It will be quite long though--just a warning. I do want to start off by saying that for most of my life, I have known from his fragrance; who can forget Joey Tribianni working part-time as a spritzer boy in a department store, asking with much enthusiasm: "Bijan for men?!" I know I can't. Additionally, I always remember seeing the frosted glass donut sitting as a tester on fragrance counter. Surely, if Joey was promoting it, it should be good--right? Well, I certainly love it now. That wasn't always the case.

Let me say this: the opening of Bijan for men does not at all give you an accurate clue of how good this fragrance is going to be; it is a loud, sneezy, bitter, green and citrus-tinged mess. This opening suggests it to be a cheap, drugstore aftershave, and not a release from what appears to be the Rolls Royce of menswear. I'm so glad that I decided to give this fragrance another chance after the aforementioned opening made me write this fragrance off.

Once you get past that opening, what you get is a very nicely-done, incense-based scent that I don't find as controversial as others have declared it to be. Bijan really is the middle east in a bottle. There was a time when I thought only Tom Ford could do a decent, incense-focused fragrance; Bijan does it well. I would describe the overall scent (after opening) to be non-burned incense sticks and a candle-like sweetness, giving some serious head shop vibes. It also has a hint of what I've smelled Omni and Embassy Suites hotels pumping throughout their lobbies. I don't get any floral out of this one at all.

It is debatable whether or not Bijan is too dated in today's world, but I will say this: if you didn't have high-dollar niche houses, or the more-exotic Tom Ford releases along this olfactory style, I would say maybe. Those types of fragrances tend to exemplify fine taste, and are purchases that are aspirational. In my opinion, the only clues of Bijan's age come mainly from the funky opening. In short, I credit those higher-priced, niche-grade fragrances for keeping fragrances that smell like this relevant in today's world.

As far as the type of person that can wear Bijan, I would say it is off-limits to those younger than 20; I just cannot see a middle or high-school boy rocking anything other than some sporty, Wal-Mart special. It's probably more wearable to guys 30 and up, but strong-willed guys in their 20s could absolutely wear this--I know I do. The oldest I feel could pull this off is about 45. Any older, and it might come off as too sexually-provocative.

Situation-wise, I think Bijan is a great daily fragrance during Winter in extremely cold climates, or strictly on Winter nights in mild climates. During Spring, this one could work on dressy nights out, but completely off-limits in Summer. I would describe Bijan as the perfect scent to wear while sporting a sweater or jacket.

Although I do believe that Bijan for men performs above average, both for the era we are living in, as well as the price point, I would not say that this fragrance is the nuclear beast people say this is. This isn't a fragrance that I would go heavy on, but I wouldn't be afraid to spray a medium spray on each pulse-point, and maybe a single full spray to the chest; you will leave a nice cloud of sexy incense all day.

As I finish this review, I glance over and see the circular flacon, sitting stylishly next to my bottles of Le Male, Polo, and Gucci Guilty. It looks so at home there, and it inspires me to spray a bit on. It is that glorious dry down that makes me excited by the thought many years with the almighty Bijan. Give this fragrance another (or first) chance, if you haven't already; you'll be glad you did.
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