Top Notes 
Bergamot
Cardamom
Neroli
Mepthurax
Heart Notes 
Apple
Clary sage
Clove leaf
Provençal lavender
Base Notes 
Amber
Musk
Patchouli
01/08/2026
All4You
16 Reviews
All4You
Spilled
I was in tumi and dancing around the staff trying to be Fred Astaire. During my manic mango I was trying to get the tumi lock off the bottle. I must of pulled to hard and tumi juice flew everywhere. An associate got doused, my hands got some on them, and the whole store smelled like an aquatic adventure, with citrus stuffed everythere. I was quite upset as any reasonable customer would be. I caused a big hoorah horaah....during my gf took the opportunity to take all the remaining bottles of tumi and disappear into the night. I was acting so mad and said I had a buisness dinner later and now I smell like a river of citrus in heaven. My bitching and moaning got me 2 free bottles. I left washed my hands in the fountain and went looking for chanel. Dior, Prada, and tumi got hit before I had eyes on me, I gave them the slip, the old ooakee doak and rode into the sunset on my horse with my gf and my free scents.
Quick note: Dont spill cologne all over yourself you will stink, and your horse wont like it.
Quick note 2: This isnt tumi, this is cloneboy (thats the original name, they changed that shizle)....so pretend its tumi, and actualy stop over at tumi and let them know I left this for them, maybe they will send some samples of donkey piss, thats what I call atlas
Did I mention the circus clown and escaped monkey??? Thats because there wasnt any, that would be insane, do I look like a crazed maniac?
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Quick note: Dont spill cologne all over yourself you will stink, and your horse wont like it.
Quick note 2: This isnt tumi, this is cloneboy (thats the original name, they changed that shizle)....so pretend its tumi, and actualy stop over at tumi and let them know I left this for them, maybe they will send some samples of donkey piss, thats what I call atlas
Did I mention the circus clown and escaped monkey??? Thats because there wasnt any, that would be insane, do I look like a crazed maniac?
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Updated on 01/08/2026
