08/03/2025

bouquetzilla
11 Reviews

bouquetzilla
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smells like west texas - but I don't like how west texas smells
Ok so this one is tricky. Whoever is making these has a great nose and definitely has been around in Texas. I didn't know how to Rate Scent, really, because the scent is almost disturbingly accurate, but the scent is also something I hate so much that I almost had a panic attack and RAN to scrub it off. Like immediately upon spraying it I became upset because all the memories I've had on on ranches and in oil country (largely negative) came screaming back and I was like OH GOD. But DOES it smell 100% of a Walmart parking lot in Lubbock on a boiling hot dry Friday night? Very! Very much so! Concerningly so!
I could not rate how long the perfume lasts because I literally scrubbed it off with automotive repair degreasing soap, that is how committed I was to not smelling it again.
I could not rate how long the perfume lasts because I literally scrubbed it off with automotive repair degreasing soap, that is how committed I was to not smelling it again.