
ScottMcArron
Helpful Review
7
The archetype of blah
I don’t leave reviews often, but this one inspired me based on the popularity of it in contrast with my experience.
The brief must’ve been “Jacques, make the most boring, pleasant, fresh scent reminiscent of laundry detergent.” Nailed it.
I’ve been wearing this one all week to see what the hype is about. Trying to find an excuse to buy a bottle, because dang it, it’s #1 on the men’s perfumes chart! I really wanted to give it a chance.
Opens nice enough with the citrusy top. If you dig deep enough you get the listed black tea note with a hint of cinnamon. After 30 minutes or so it dries down to some rather boring, pleasant, clean smell reminiscent of dryer sheets or fabric softener. Any rough edge has been carefully smoothed off. I don’t have much more to say than that. That’s what you get scent-wise.
There is nothing here that makes me feel anything. Nothing pulls at my heart. It never says “yes! Wear me today!” Nothing exciting about it, at all. And I think that’s exactly what the kind of people who like this are looking for. And that’s okay! Wear what you like when you like.
I could not imagine (pun intended) a scent more aimed at those looking for a blasé, über-pleasant, non-intrusive-under-any-circumstance, clean, fresh fabric softener smell. If that’s what you’re looking for, look no further. There’s not one person in the world that would find this in any way offensive (or attention-grabbing, for better or worse). It is the antithesis of Kouros and raw animalic ouds. It is, to me and my nose with my experience, the archetype of blah.
In any case, as a collector, it may end up in my collection some day simply because I have nothing else quite like it. For those days that I just want something… meh. Something that doesn’t alter my mood, or make me think, or distract me from the day’s tasks at hand. Heck, I might get it simply to spray down my clothes or bedding after they come out of the dryer. Would be perfectly suitable! Although I’m sure there are cheaper ways to do this…
Disclaimer: this is not intended as either a negative or positive review. It is only my thoughts as they are written down to best describe my personal experience with this perfume.
Edit: 1.5 years and 4 more 2ml samples later and my opinions have not changed. I actually find the original AdG EDT more complex, interesting and pleasurable to wear. For my tastes, I’d take that or Aventus or Elysium over Imagination every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Edit #2: purchased a bottle, wore half of it over 6 months, sold it. Not for me. Boring laundry dryer sheet scent. My review remains unchanged.