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Shooting gallery romance
Eddy didn't have it easy. Every day he squatted in the horror cabinet dressed up as a skeleton and frightened the customers for a few bills. He was melancholic these days. His beloved hot blonde had given him the dump. She now loved the young bung from the bumper car across the street. When the evening came and the fairground dressed in the brightest fluorescent colors of the universe, Eddy found distraction. He was then completely absorbed in his activity.
In spite of everything Eddy pondered, he couldn't really figure out what she found in this scooter fuzzi. As he pondered in his costume and reflected on the last weeks, it dawned on him that the whole thing must have something to do with his Valentine's Day present. It was Hearts & Daggers by Ed Hardy. He had shot it himself in the shooting gallery diagonally opposite and proudly presented it to his lady of hearts and so the misfortune took its course ...
The manufacturer has not stopped producing this perfume. The cow had to be milked and it was to the last drop. It is precisely this drop that represents the small series of Ed Hardy perfumes. A few years ago the bottle accidentally came into my hand and I sprayed with a certain distance, almost turned away in a slight discomfort, a touch on my wrist.
The base note is almost completely suffocated in a conglomerate of apple, mango and blood oranges. The violet leaf screams softly in the background and the jasmine squats completely frightened in the back corner. Synthetically and sweetly it steams here from every pore, there the imprint "Love kills slowly" finds smooth a new destiny.
The bottle is so ugly that the perfume disappeared right in the back corner of the cupboard and fate was inevitably selling on the well-known auction platform ...even at a profit. Tragic!