05/05/2021

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The Best Scent from the Planet
This review is now written in part by my 13 year old self.
Off goes the time travel into the early youth.
7th grade, first love affair ;) and my first independently purchased perfume.
"Huh, let's see. It has to look cool and smell cool, plus I'm super cool too"
I ask for advice : "Hi, I have a girlfriend and I want to smell full sexxi, what of this will my girlfriend love? "
" ok... "
" That one ! " ---> Hugo Boss - Boss Bottled
The lady sprays Boss Bottled on my wrist and my reaction is something like this :
" Okay not bad, but I want something cooler :P "
The lady brings me something else, but I ignore it and go straight to Ed Hardy.
" The bottle is full nice, the price a little expensive but that is certainly because of the good quality of this perfume, I test this now " - and Bääääm !!!
" I want this, I'll take this, my girlfriend will love this and so will I "
Decided, bought and drove home happy.
I proudly presented it to my parents and later to my girlfriend.
She loved it, I loved it and everyone was happy and satisfied.
Therefore, of course, 10 star rating for everything about this fragrance.
I hope the review was reasonably entertaining, I thank you for your attention.
Off goes the time travel into the early youth.
7th grade, first love affair ;) and my first independently purchased perfume.
"Huh, let's see. It has to look cool and smell cool, plus I'm super cool too"
I ask for advice : "Hi, I have a girlfriend and I want to smell full sexxi, what of this will my girlfriend love? "
" ok... "
" That one ! " ---> Hugo Boss - Boss Bottled
The lady sprays Boss Bottled on my wrist and my reaction is something like this :
" Okay not bad, but I want something cooler :P "
The lady brings me something else, but I ignore it and go straight to Ed Hardy.
" The bottle is full nice, the price a little expensive but that is certainly because of the good quality of this perfume, I test this now " - and Bääääm !!!
" I want this, I'll take this, my girlfriend will love this and so will I "
Decided, bought and drove home happy.
I proudly presented it to my parents and later to my girlfriend.
She loved it, I loved it and everyone was happy and satisfied.
Therefore, of course, 10 star rating for everything about this fragrance.
I hope the review was reasonably entertaining, I thank you for your attention.
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