Ropanski2020
11/03/2025 - 02:26 PM
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Green-Fluorescent Coastal Strip

The scent of coconut wax has lingered in my memory, especially from the 90s, when it was used to style many a male hairstyle and became associated with the stuffy classrooms filled with the cutting auras of Axe-infused fruit fillings.

Nowadays, "coconut" epitomizes synthetic scents for me (e.g. Delta Decalactone) or chronically overrepresented off-notes of inferior sandalwood imitations, whose impact rivals that of some white musk fragrances, with their flat powdery to milky sort of aroma profiles. It has comparatively little in common with real, high-quality sandalwood.

It would be news to me if the brand "Goldfield & Banks" had recently committed to the predominant use of natural raw materials. Because Pacific Rock Flower is fundamentally a malt-heavy shower gel aquatic, whose supposedly tropical core is built around an artificially appearing methyl moss lichen, further refined with a hefty portion of cashmeran, ambroxan, or similar, which leads to (too) much driftwood in the barren machinery and eventually causes the flashy offshore operation to harden into a generic "ambery-woody" simulation over time.

It starts sweet-fresh, accompanied by a chlorinated note that radiates green-ethereal. Bright floral undertones (salicylate-like), surrounded by an ozone-like ironing mist, frame a slightly detached cedar note blend, which, although shaped by a creamy catalyst, cannot fully conceal its prototypical "hot iron" alloy - despite the sweet particle filter.

This strikingly floral, warm-powdery twist in the heart works only to a limited extent due to the woody one-dimensionality in the base, as the fundamental idea of a collaged steep coast is replaced by an all-too-common promenade, where all sorts of sunscreen and body spray flavors settle in a convoluted manner on composite wood. This robs the fragrance of its olfactory momentum, which it seeks to assert even beforehand.

Pacific Rock Flower ends as a sweet-creamy, diffusely woody aerosol. While it’s not a wild growth of plastic palms with a worn-out Mallorca feeling, it still represents quite a synthetic outpouring that reverently touches upon the Calone fraction from the drugstore aisle. Just this much: the sticky coconut mane definitely withstands the stiff coastal breeze!

Those who appreciate the rugged dryness of Oud Minérale or the spicy stealth of Unda Maris 8 will come away empty-handed, as will those seeking the delicate, sweet-salty interplay of Acqua di Sale! This is solely due to the restrictive underpinning in the base, which relentlessly drives the contemporary niche and lets the spray burst forth from the 3D printer. The added value eludes me.
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28 Comments
YataganYatagan 20 days ago
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The brand doesn't resonate with me at all, and I would definitely feel the same way!
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 20 days ago
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It would definitely lead to a similar critique from you. That's really quite poor.
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GandixGandix 21 days ago
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Years ago, I liked it, but now I agree with you. The more we're flooded with this stuff, the more sensitive I become to it.
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GandixGandix 21 days ago
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I find Rock Moss to smell terribly synthetic now. I guess the brand is done for.
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GandixGandix 21 days ago
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Oh yes. They do look similar and even have almost the same name. 😱
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 21 days ago
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You must mean the Pacific Rock Moss!? This one is relatively "new," but far from successful and very synthetic.
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Rosalie234Rosalie234 23 days ago
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Wow, I also find coconut quite tricky. It always reminds me of a body lotion cream that used to be made.
And with such fresh, aquatic lemons, I have to be careful not to unleash the strongest lab synthetics into the wild.
Enjoyed reading this!
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 23 days ago
Thank you! The ambered nucleus in the shower gel disguise doesn't work for me. And when the coconut mat seductively shows up around the corner, it gets really tough for me. Strange stuff.
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CfrCfr 23 days ago
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You really let off some steam there 😀
Hopefully, Duft doesn't read that!
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 23 days ago
The shirts just had to look good. I guess it's too late for a belated condolence letter.
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ViolettViolett 24 days ago
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Great takedown of the unpleasant scent. 😉
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
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Thank you. You can skip that one; it probably isn't for you.
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SonarIDSonarID 24 days ago
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I'm curious to see when you'll review a good one again! 👏
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
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When I think about what I've had in front of my nose these past few months... it's tough. Time will tell.
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Tony1106Tony1106 24 days ago
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I didn't expect anything else... your sharp analysis just needs one more thing: conclusion - can go! 😄😉
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
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That's true. Thanks for your words and the logical conclusion 😁.
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SeejungfrauSeejungfrau 24 days ago
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A blue lagoon to spray would be fabulous.
Coconut palms, beach, and endless sea.
The faded reality looks different: Aromachemicals beam you back to the future.
I really like your analytical approach and sharp points, you know that.
One can only hope that proper Evernia prunastri will thrive over such releases soon.
I can almost see how much this floral-salty - Calone - melon has tortured you, but also inspired you wonderfully. :-))
Your extensive test run in supposedly tropical realms was definitely worth it.
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
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Don't get me started 😜. And thanks for the compliment. I think this current oriental exaggeration of various fragrance genres is really not good for the local market. Not everything has to be sweet, ambered, etc., especially not aquatics. The classic colognes are already affected by this too. No feel-good scents for me!
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FloydFloyd 24 days ago
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The coconut hair wax from the 90s... I remember that. That alone would have been okay... maybe just barely ;-)
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
I was completely out of it back then. I'm pretty sure this won't suit your taste at all.
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BillyBumblerBillyBumbler 24 days ago
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I find the Aquat shower gel just okay 😅 and then it's so synthetic, ugh 😖
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
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I feel the same way. Lately, they’ve been getting this strange oriental-amber vibe, which makes it even worse.
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ElAttarineElAttarine 24 days ago
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Maltol-heavy shower gel-aquat with artificial driftwood? Stay away from me!
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
I tell myself that often too, and yet it keeps coming back. Seems like there are plenty of consumers who like it. Otherwise, this wouldn't keep going into production.
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RupansaiRupansai 24 days ago
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I really like it... your review. ;-) 🏆
So wonderfully honest, absolutely terrifying.
The 90s really kicked off with dreadful aroma chemicals.
So many of my arch-nemeses in one juice, unbelievable!
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
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Thank you! I don't hold back with stuff like this. The test materials haven't been that great in the last few months...
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PollitaPollita 25 days ago
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Ugh, that sounds pretty awful to me. I find Calone, synthetic wood, and sweet sandalwood-coconut all creepy. Thanks for the warning. I’ll definitely steer clear of that one.
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Ropanski2020Ropanski2020 24 days ago
I totally agree with you, dear @Pollita. There really was no need to go there.
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