Le Mâle Jean Paul Gaultier 1995 Eau de Toilette

This is the most god awful thing I have ever put to my nose. Reminds me of my Jiu-Jitsu days when I would get a little too close to somebody's crotch. This literally smells horrendous. I had to throw my clothes immediately into the wash. Ruined a good outfit. I got a small sample of this and applied it in my car, if the scent doesn’t come out I'm gonna have to take it to the cleaners. This fragrance is a genuine biohazard. Like my title says, Maison Margiela should copy this and rebrand it as a wrestlers fragrance.

Update:
I am nauseous, even after rubbing myself with baby wipes the smell won't leave. I might throw away my entire cologne collection and never smell anything ever again. This cologne has ruined all colognes for me. WHY MAN WHY!