01/14/2020
UniNoUta
17 Reviews
UniNoUta
Terreno Dolce
So down 'round under my front porch I ain't cleaned since, oh, maybe '98 or so. Ain't nothin' there but stray leaves turned to mulch, gets a bit dank since there ain't no light to dry it after the rains. Neighborhood kids play down there, building forts and stuff. I tell them to be careful, there might be snakes and whatnot, I don't want their parents comin' round and complaining to me if they gets bit by some varmint. I been thinkin' of puttin' up some fencing to keep 'em out, but as long as they clear out 'fore 6PM, which is my porch-sittin' time, I ain't mind much. But one o' them dadgum brats done spilled an entire two-liter bottle of cream soda down there. Like they ain't rascally enough already without all that sugar in 'em! I couldn't hose it out since the only hose tap is around back and I ain't got no extension long enough. It just sat down there stinkin' up the whole porch area all sticky-sweet like for a week, just plum ruinin' my porch-sittin' time, until finally the rains came and washed it all out. Was I happy to never smell that again.
Or so I thought, until my order of Terreno Dolce arrived the other day.
Or so I thought, until my order of Terreno Dolce arrived the other day.
