10/28/2020

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The Bautzen Thriller
Film idea for the Bautzen thriller (1 part):
Corpse has mustard all over his face, markings around the corpse are made of mustard, investigators spoon mustard during the investigation, drive to the Aral sausage quiver for breakfast, prosecutor is thinking about mustard parties whether gardeners grow mustard seeds.
The autopsy revealed that the victim had several wounds on his knees, elbows and rump, indicating a fall at the scene of the crime, on a trail of oil, egg yolk, vinegar, salt and a touch of MUSTARD. Does the perpetrator here cleverly want to distract from himself?
(Prof.Dr. Luke Mostrich from Maastricht disturbs the search.)
The KSK*, from the big city, is supposed to support the case energetically after TSK* and LSK* were at the end of their Latin.
*) Kühne special unit, *) Thomy special squad, *) Lion Special Commando
Latest findings in the case: female corpse was involved with a certain Heinz. Rumour has it, behind shaky curtains, that the relationship was complicated. One saw the unequal couple together only happy and frolicsome at the ikea hot-dog pumps.
Mysterious about-turn: Mustard is being withdrawn from supermarkets all over Bautzen; allegedly because of excessive, tear-irritating isothiocyanate doses.
The criminal investigation department cannot differentiate well enough by exclusion procedures, WESWEGEN the population howls.
Alain Dijon, an ex-lover of the victim, speaks out: she sent him, wrongly, across the white sausage equator, to where the pepper grows.
Under acute suspicion is the local baker, Dietmar (Diddi) Doppelkorn, who always allows himself the small, but sneaky fun of filling the advocaat Berliners with mustard at "Buy 3 pay 2 actions". The situation splashes over!
A friendly beekeeper of the dead felt shamelessly exploited and passed over when one day she stood in front of his door, undoubtedly filling his sling with Bautzen mustard and then using the dip to brush his salmon.
Dramatic music sounds from the loudspeakers: Mustard Sally (O.S.T.)
You Take My Mustard, You Take My Mustard Control
I Promise My Mustard, I Promise I Wait For You
It Mustard Been Love
All by my mustard
Don't wanna be
All by my mustard
Anymore
Corpse has mustard all over his face, markings around the corpse are made of mustard, investigators spoon mustard during the investigation, drive to the Aral sausage quiver for breakfast, prosecutor is thinking about mustard parties whether gardeners grow mustard seeds.
The autopsy revealed that the victim had several wounds on his knees, elbows and rump, indicating a fall at the scene of the crime, on a trail of oil, egg yolk, vinegar, salt and a touch of MUSTARD. Does the perpetrator here cleverly want to distract from himself?
(Prof.Dr. Luke Mostrich from Maastricht disturbs the search.)
The KSK*, from the big city, is supposed to support the case energetically after TSK* and LSK* were at the end of their Latin.
*) Kühne special unit, *) Thomy special squad, *) Lion Special Commando
Latest findings in the case: female corpse was involved with a certain Heinz. Rumour has it, behind shaky curtains, that the relationship was complicated. One saw the unequal couple together only happy and frolicsome at the ikea hot-dog pumps.
Mysterious about-turn: Mustard is being withdrawn from supermarkets all over Bautzen; allegedly because of excessive, tear-irritating isothiocyanate doses.
The criminal investigation department cannot differentiate well enough by exclusion procedures, WESWEGEN the population howls.
Alain Dijon, an ex-lover of the victim, speaks out: she sent him, wrongly, across the white sausage equator, to where the pepper grows.
Under acute suspicion is the local baker, Dietmar (Diddi) Doppelkorn, who always allows himself the small, but sneaky fun of filling the advocaat Berliners with mustard at "Buy 3 pay 2 actions". The situation splashes over!
A friendly beekeeper of the dead felt shamelessly exploited and passed over when one day she stood in front of his door, undoubtedly filling his sling with Bautzen mustard and then using the dip to brush his salmon.
Dramatic music sounds from the loudspeakers: Mustard Sally (O.S.T.)
You Take My Mustard, You Take My Mustard Control
I Promise My Mustard, I Promise I Wait For You
It Mustard Been Love
All by my mustard
Don't wanna be
All by my mustard
Anymore
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