The Man Silver Milton-Lloyd / Jean Yves Cosmetics
5
Helpful Review
Open shirts and hairy chests
If GTA Vice City was a scent then it would probably be this, it's open shirts, hairy chests, sweaty manly men that vote republican and have a safe full of guns in their bedroom
This is probably what a young Tony soprano would have worn. Al Pacino in scarface probably soaked himself in this stuff before doing every scene.
It smells like a gangster from the 80s that bangs his girlfriend's mom and sister when she's not looking and then takes her out and orders for her, she's having the lobster because she deserves it for having the taste in men to be seeing him and then he's gonna slap the waitresses ass as she walks away and call her sweet cheeks
I however, am not that kind of guy, it starts off a bit too floral for me and then this dirty animalistic vibe comes into play and I just want to go have a shower and wash it off, I sprayed my chest and both my arms and man I can hardly breathe in here, I'm trying to give it a full wear but I'll have to sit through another few hours of smelling like the man Andrew Tate wishes he was
You couldn't possibly not get noticed wearing this, it's a slap to the olfactory face, it's the smell of a guy that's going to hit on your girlfriend while you're sat right there, that Spanish waiter that your gran is going to fall in love with while he cleans out her bank account
This scent has more sex than Ron Jeremy did, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually his signature scent, this is probably what Hugh Hefners house smelled of constantly 35 years ago, my neighbors down the street probably know I'm wearing it right now, it's like a nuclear bomb of fragrance
That all being said, I don't think I'll ever wear it again, maybe if I'm going to a swinger's party where everyone throws their keys in a bowl and I feel like pointing at the hottest girl and saying 'you, which keys are yours?' in front of everyone there
This is what every guy in The Wolf of Wall Street had on their night table, this is absolutely the only scent you'd ever need if you're a coked up sexual predator from the 1980s
I'm going to go have a shower
This is probably what a young Tony soprano would have worn. Al Pacino in scarface probably soaked himself in this stuff before doing every scene.
It smells like a gangster from the 80s that bangs his girlfriend's mom and sister when she's not looking and then takes her out and orders for her, she's having the lobster because she deserves it for having the taste in men to be seeing him and then he's gonna slap the waitresses ass as she walks away and call her sweet cheeks
I however, am not that kind of guy, it starts off a bit too floral for me and then this dirty animalistic vibe comes into play and I just want to go have a shower and wash it off, I sprayed my chest and both my arms and man I can hardly breathe in here, I'm trying to give it a full wear but I'll have to sit through another few hours of smelling like the man Andrew Tate wishes he was
You couldn't possibly not get noticed wearing this, it's a slap to the olfactory face, it's the smell of a guy that's going to hit on your girlfriend while you're sat right there, that Spanish waiter that your gran is going to fall in love with while he cleans out her bank account
This scent has more sex than Ron Jeremy did, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually his signature scent, this is probably what Hugh Hefners house smelled of constantly 35 years ago, my neighbors down the street probably know I'm wearing it right now, it's like a nuclear bomb of fragrance
That all being said, I don't think I'll ever wear it again, maybe if I'm going to a swinger's party where everyone throws their keys in a bowl and I feel like pointing at the hottest girl and saying 'you, which keys are yours?' in front of everyone there
This is what every guy in The Wolf of Wall Street had on their night table, this is absolutely the only scent you'd ever need if you're a coked up sexual predator from the 1980s
I'm going to go have a shower
Brologne
