Brologne

If GTA Vice City was a scent then it would probably be this, it's open shirts, hairy chests, sweaty manly men that vote republican and have a safe full of guns in their bedroom

This is probably what a young Tony soprano would have worn. Al Pacino in scarface probably soaked himself in this stuff before doing every scene.

It smells like a gangster from the 80s that bangs his girlfriend's mom and sister when she's not looking and then takes her out and orders for her, she's having the lobster because she deserves it for having the taste in men to be seeing him and then he's gonna slap the waitresses ass as she walks away and call her sweet cheeks

I however, am not that kind of guy, it starts off a bit too floral for me and then this dirty animalistic vibe comes into play and I just want to go have a shower and wash it off, I sprayed my chest and both my arms and man I can hardly breathe in here, I'm trying to give it a full wear but I'll have to sit through another few hours of smelling like the man Andrew Tate wishes he was

You couldn't possibly not get noticed wearing this, it's a slap to the olfactory face, it's the smell of a guy that's going to hit on your girlfriend while you're sat right there, that Spanish waiter that your gran is going to fall in love with while he cleans out her bank account

This scent has more sex than Ron Jeremy did, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually his signature scent, this is probably what Hugh Hefners house smelled of constantly 35 years ago, my neighbors down the street probably know I'm wearing it right now, it's like a nuclear bomb of fragrance

That all being said, I don't think I'll ever wear it again, maybe if I'm going to a swinger's party where everyone throws their keys in a bowl and I feel like pointing at the hottest girl and saying 'you, which keys are yours?' in front of everyone there

This is what every guy in The Wolf of Wall Street had on their night table, this is absolutely the only scent you'd ever need if you're a coked up sexual predator from the 1980s

I'm going to go have a shower

It smells overwhelmingly of roses to me, it's way too effeminate for my tastes and I'm unsure why it's marketed as a male scent, I'd imagine most places might have it as unisex or just marketed straight towards women but they do produce 'Secret' which I'm assuming is the female version.

For the first two hours on your skin this is going to smell of straight roses. I can't smell anything over the top of them, I may as well have rubbed rose oil onto my skin and called it a day. After two hours however the raw rose powerhouse begins to fade and there's other stuff underneath, it suddenly starts smelling alright in a way with the rose being mixed with sandalwood and some kind of spice.

It evokes this kind of image like if I lived a few hundred years ago and had a haraam of women and was some kind of rich arabian prince and I wore this, people would be commenting on what a fine smelling man I was. However, I'm not a rich arabian prince, I'm a fella that lives in the UK and my missus just gave me a funny look and asked why I smelt so strongly of roses, but I kept it on for a while because I wanted the top notes to fade to see what it was like and two and half hours later it was a different kind of scent. I don't know who really has two and a half hours between getting ready to go out and actually going out mind because for those first few hours you will be blasting the scent of roses around you in a never ending scent trail.

If you love roses, then this scent is absolutely your boy right here, but smelling of flowers just aint for me.

It smells exactly like turpentine to me, I read a bunch of reviews and some people claimed it changed over time so I left it on for about an hour and a half on a spot on the back of my hand, which tingled strangely the entire time.. I have no clue who thinks this smells nice.. after an hour and a half and developing a mild headache from sniffing it repeatedly, I finally washed it off.

It had faded a tiny amount and you could start to tell there was some kind of wood scent buried beneath the paint stripper but it still smelled strongly of turpentine to me, I don't care if this transforms into the nicest smelling wood in the world after it fades down (which some people claim it does), you'd have to spend hours smelling exactly like you've gone mad and soaked yourself in turpentine first, I might put some on a test strip and see if it ever changes but it's never going back on my skin in a million years

I think the underlying wood smell is vaguely like freshly cut wood like you'd find in a lumber yard, I don't get any kind of sweetness or honey from it though it's listed as one of the notes, I just cannot stress enough that for the few hours I had this on it smelt exactly like paint stripper. I've seen reviews of people saying it's a strong oud smell and I have a few oud's, like Tom Ford Oud Wood, Creed Royal Oud, Ameer Al Oud Intense etc and none of them smell remotely like this. It's a powerhouse for projection and longevity (I could still smell it after I tried washing it off with soap and water). I also have no idea why it was so tingly on the back of my hand other than maybe I was psyching myself out thinking I had just actually rubbed turpentine all over my skin.

It is by far the worst scent I own out of a collection of about a hundred.

I have both the spray and the oil for this scent and they are two completely different things. The spray starts off like chocolate milk but has some musky weirdness mixed into it, that amplifies up as the top note dies down and leaves this dusty old smell to it, like how you'd imagine a chocolate bar that's fallen down behind the fridge last year might smell. I had the spray first and used to put it on before going to bed sometimes as the chocolate smell was nice and lasted about an hour on me but whenever I tried to wear it during the day I'd get sick of the dusty musk smell and have to go wash it off. The oil on the other hand, fades down from chocolate to vanilla. The spray is awful by comparison, I'm not even sure why theres such a remarkable difference but the spray deserves the title choco musk, whereas it doesn't actually make sense with the oil which should probably be called something like Choco Vanille.

I get about an hour out of the top note which admittedly is quite nice and then it's just dusty and awful.