Champagne
Blackcurrant nectar
Rose
Ambrette
White musk
Chamomile
Sandalwood
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A Case for the Parfumo Police
"Good day, general review control"
What? Again?
"Mr. Fresh! We are just doing our duty here… You, on the other hand, are missing quite a bit."
Excuse me?
"Don't play innocent, after all, your last review was 3 ½ months ago."
Oh, right… but I can explain. I won a discovery set from DER DUFT, with the condition to post a series of reviews.
"And?"
Three fragrances have already been reviewed... admittedly, quite harmless.
"Well then, a bad review is more than overdue!"
Not necessarily, because the reviews were supposed to be free of fun, due to a self-imposed bet, basically as penance, after I tricked nearly 60 users on April 1st, for the third year in a row, on my blog, and no one noticed, so I…
"Mr. Fresh! Take a breath and get to the point. You sound like a drunkard, and… wait a moment… you smell like one too!"
Um, yes… I can explain that too.
"No need, today is Father's Day, we know what's up!"
But no, you are completely mistaken, I am currently testing a perfume. And it opens with a strong sparkling wine note, quite authentic, including acidity and a fine fizz. After about 15 minutes, a slightly sweet note comes in, which is supposed to be blackcurrant nectar. It reminds me more of mango, but it harmonizes well with the sparkling wine - as if there were punch, haha :)
"Mr. Fresh! Stop babbling."
Why should I? After about 1.5 hours, the scent feels very balanced and now fluctuates a bit between the sparkling wine and the light fruit sweetness. Well done, but who wants to smell like punch?
"Tell me, do you actually know the bear you want to sell us?"
Nonsense, this perfume really smells like sweetened sparkling wine, and after 3 hours a soft (ambrette) musk comes in, which I consider unnecessary and probably just serves to stretch the scent. After another hour, everything condenses into a mix, with the sparkling wine note no longer perceivable due to the lack of acidity and fizz. At the same time, the sillage also loses strength, which for my taste barely exceeds 6, losing more than a third after about 5 hours, and the scent becomes very close after about 6h… that's it, and no trace of rose, chamomile, or sandalwood.
"Aaaja."
Oh, one more thing: The stuff is called Bubble and costs €120/50ml, haha.
"Alright, that's enough, this information was just what we were missing for your swill... or should I say champagne at THAT price?"
Yes, that would be correct, because it is indeed in the fragrance pyramid…
"Enough now! You are to log out immediately, we will accompany you, and then it's off to the sobering cell. You'll stay there for a few days, we'll send you a real perfume dud, and you will finally write a proper bad review! Otherwise, it will just be
a case for the Parfumo Police!"
What? Again?
"Mr. Fresh! We are just doing our duty here… You, on the other hand, are missing quite a bit."
Excuse me?
"Don't play innocent, after all, your last review was 3 ½ months ago."
Oh, right… but I can explain. I won a discovery set from DER DUFT, with the condition to post a series of reviews.
"And?"
Three fragrances have already been reviewed... admittedly, quite harmless.
"Well then, a bad review is more than overdue!"
Not necessarily, because the reviews were supposed to be free of fun, due to a self-imposed bet, basically as penance, after I tricked nearly 60 users on April 1st, for the third year in a row, on my blog, and no one noticed, so I…
"Mr. Fresh! Take a breath and get to the point. You sound like a drunkard, and… wait a moment… you smell like one too!"
Um, yes… I can explain that too.
"No need, today is Father's Day, we know what's up!"
But no, you are completely mistaken, I am currently testing a perfume. And it opens with a strong sparkling wine note, quite authentic, including acidity and a fine fizz. After about 15 minutes, a slightly sweet note comes in, which is supposed to be blackcurrant nectar. It reminds me more of mango, but it harmonizes well with the sparkling wine - as if there were punch, haha :)
"Mr. Fresh! Stop babbling."
Why should I? After about 1.5 hours, the scent feels very balanced and now fluctuates a bit between the sparkling wine and the light fruit sweetness. Well done, but who wants to smell like punch?
"Tell me, do you actually know the bear you want to sell us?"
Nonsense, this perfume really smells like sweetened sparkling wine, and after 3 hours a soft (ambrette) musk comes in, which I consider unnecessary and probably just serves to stretch the scent. After another hour, everything condenses into a mix, with the sparkling wine note no longer perceivable due to the lack of acidity and fizz. At the same time, the sillage also loses strength, which for my taste barely exceeds 6, losing more than a third after about 5 hours, and the scent becomes very close after about 6h… that's it, and no trace of rose, chamomile, or sandalwood.
"Aaaja."
Oh, one more thing: The stuff is called Bubble and costs €120/50ml, haha.
"Alright, that's enough, this information was just what we were missing for your swill... or should I say champagne at THAT price?"
Yes, that would be correct, because it is indeed in the fragrance pyramid…
"Enough now! You are to log out immediately, we will accompany you, and then it's off to the sobering cell. You'll stay there for a few days, we'll send you a real perfume dud, and you will finally write a proper bad review! Otherwise, it will just be
a case for the Parfumo Police!"
Updated on 02/11/2023
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