Eau de Space 2020

TheJoker
22.11.2023 - 09:40 AM
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Dead mouse

It was a long time ago, more than 20 years ago, when I was still living with my parents. I bought tennis socks on eBay, I think in a box of 200. Well, with 200 pairs of socks, there was no need to wash them for a long time. So within several months, a mountain of socks had built up in front of my bed. One morning I got up and thought "it smells really funny in here" - so funny that it couldn't just be socks. So I started digging in the mountain and then realized that my cat had placed a really fat mouse there. It was already really sticky and gummy, the urge to vomit followed as if at the push of a button.
Eau de Space, how authentic it is, only very few people can judge. I was puzzled at first, somehow the smell seemed familiar, but I could only partially understand the association with burnt rubber. Then it clicked, that's what a dead mouse smells like. A mouse that has drowned in milk and has been rotting there for a week might be even more fitting.

15 minutes ago I decided to flush the test strip down the toilet (I've never done that before), and before I did I took a deep breath. I actually had to gag, and even before that I was getting more and more sick from the stuff. It's actually the worst I've smelled so far, and I've also tested Sécrétions Magnifiques extensively. I find it absolutely harmless in comparison and generally not nearly as bad as is claimed - actually not bad at all, just very special and unusable.

So, hands off, Eau de Space is indeed unwearable, I received a sample from dear @Scentologyst, and I will keep it purely as a joke.
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