Avantcrap

A creamy, buttery orris root focused fragrance with a somewhat vintage feel to it. Have not smelled the original. Very light and sheer

Groundbreaking? Not at all. Like Encens Suave and Andrea Maack's Craft had a child. Opens liturgical, ends soapy. Enjoyable.

This smells like a florist shop to me, almost exactly. Cut flowers and ornamental greenery. Lovely, but fleeting!

A teenager wearing a cheap perfume is helping you pick out a new pair of shoes at Payless on a warm summer afternoon.

A hot dad in the 1990s wearing jean shorts and a ratty band tank leaning over you, smelling wafts of their speed stick deodorant