Byrehoe

Lavender gummy jewel. Hyperfemme. Girls' girl. Pearl tiaras, canopy beds, lock-and-key diaries. Such a horse girl she’s pure unicorn.

Siren sunscreen. A coral reef, made of glass candy and orange blossom gelatine. The fish are Haribo goldbears.

Tropical holy water. A shrine with curtains of pale blooms, carpeted in crushed rose petals. A jungle, but nothing green about it.

Photorealistic Costco blueberry muffin. That's it.

And followed you will be. Omnipresent. Claustrophobic. Summons a maple syrup-Frappuchino phantom that haunts any fabric it touches for life.