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Perfume Statements

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Fucking Fabulous / Fabulous (Eau de Parfum)

Fucking Fabulous Eau de Parfum

0.5Scent 4Longevity 6Sillage

3

It’s just baby wipes.

Symphony

Symphony

4Scent 8Longevity 7Sillage

6

2

The most expensive way to smell like mid-shelf women’s shampoo from Target.

Seminalis

Seminalis

1

Plain Quaker Instant Grits: The Perfume, a haiku-
A scent born in fire,
Seminalis, raw and bold,
Instant grits in air.

Soul Café

Soul Café

6Scent 7Longevity 7Sillage

2

A blood-orange dominant furniture polish. It doesn't smell bad, but I don't want to smell like it.

Roja

Roja

7Scent 9Longevity 6Sillage

1

“Old man in the woods.”

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