TheSmeller

I once went camping and my coat smelled like smoke for months. This is that smell, bottled. I love it. Others might not.

Fresh, herbal, heavy on the juniper, with a bracing coldness. A gin and tonic on the rocks. Quiet, but long-lasting.

Easily the best 1 Million. Sweet, warm and spicy, this scent is like a pillow fortress; soft materials in a grand and formidable structure.

V A N I L L A

You are in the backseat of a 2002 Lincoln Town Car next to a tray of fine Cuban cigar ash and an open bottle of Pine Sol. Good longevity.

A simple, yet refined blue frag with a soft, floral lavender twist and a touch of Prada powderiness. A family man in a business suit.

Creamy, vanillish, soothing, eminently huggable. A date fragrance that'll make you breakfast the next morning.

This fragrance actively resists my attempts to judge it. A flickering hologram of sweet apple soda. Not necessarily bad, but leans younger.