Thom572

Thom572

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Thom572 2 months ago 1
8
Bottle
7
Sillage
7
Longevity
7.5
Scent
I Recall...
Upon first sniff I was reminded of the time I stubbed my toe on the couch late one night and fell into the couch. My nose smushed into a cushion where I had previously spilled some Gucci Pour homme. As I rolled off the couch to the floor my head cracked into the chrome wooden coffee table causing me to blackout. I lay on a cloud of this scent floating over the city. The cars below reminded me of the lights you would normally see in a hospital room late at night. The smell was clean and woody, with a fat hairy bald short catholic dude swinging incense asking for donations. As I was floating over the city I sensed immense machines hooked up to me helping me to breath this scent in and out of my lungs. I looked over the vast city and saw tubes that went into my arms pumping me full of Bentley's clean gucci pour homme like oud scent. The doctor came in snapped his fingers and said I was clear to go home. He asked what cologne I was wearing, he said all the nurses were smelling me while I was in my brief coma. This scent reminds me of that, only better, with a female doctor this time.
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Thom572 4 months ago 4
8
Bottle
6
Sillage
6
Longevity
7.5
Scent
Incredible
The scent worn by youthful world dignitaries the world over. A bunch of other youthful men in other professions wore this too. Men liked it, women liked it. Back then there were only two. Not worn as much now. Only men who exercised back in the 90s and still exercise wear this now. I did smell a middle-aged woman dressed as a train engineer wearing this the other day at the store.
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Thom572 5 months ago 2 1
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Bottle
8
Sillage
10
Longevity
10
Scent
Green Green Grass
Truth be told I personally like this scent. Tested in work cubicles. Employees asked to close their eyes and then what do they smell. This scent was atomized into their very nostrils upon eye closage. Each person thought they had been transported onto their Windows desktop and were crawling up the grassy field. Truth is perfect for work. Upon first spray you get green moist grass thrown out from the side of a lawnmower. Upon second sniff you get moist dew as you inhale a blade of grass into your nostril it becomes a woodwind musical instrument. Each breath is like music to my ears and nose. I am blown away by this scent and the blade of grass becoming a reed instrument. Works on girls too. They love moist dewy grass in their nostrils.
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Thom572 5 months ago 1
9
Sillage
9
Longevity
9
Scent
Hedione times 100
Smells like a dry barbershop but modernized by rapidly stirring the mixture with modern utensils in a large modern pot. Or maybe a more modern blender was used on low. Mucho blendation, so blended it is no longer top middle and base. It is now tomibas.
Sir Fig with trusted side kick Clarence sage work in tandem to battle the sweet minty lavender lemon zest bassies . They manage a draw. Worn by those who can rest assured that this is a winner of a scent. 9 out of 10 nostril owners recommend smelling this over natural occurring body odor. A nasally attractive smelling quality scent designed by one of the great noses. Works best while in your Mercedes car, for a monthly fee. What could go wrong?
Edit Currently wearing every day.
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Thom572 5 months ago 1
10
Bottle
10
Sillage
10
Longevity
10
Scent
Greeaaat!
Fortunately, it is still the beast it once was. Luckily, it still smells superb. I wear this one to smell good and for nostalgic purposes. Works well with a beard. Spritz and you're good for two or three days. I often wear this when I'm awake. I'll wake-up and take a shower, then dry and spray one or two of this magical concoction developed by the genius behind many other olfactory masterpieces, like such and such and such as the Fahrenheit edt.
I pass girls on the street wearing this and many will form a line behind me following me as I stroll. I'll stop and choose one or two then tell the others to move it. We continue on down the street looking for a park bench or motel room. If it is a park bench women will begin to gather forming a semi-circle around me. Often, I feel like it isn't me they're attracted to, but the Joop! I'm wearing. Give it a try. Even those with perfume allergies bow at your feet. Joop! is a jolly good fellow
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