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Smells like Parma Violet candies if they were bad and unappetizingly sour. Just buy Insolence instead.

Repulsively sweet, chalky Sweet Tarts smell. Smarties (America’s Version).

This smells like a more subdued lavender-scented nail polish remover

Smells like L’Oreal Kids’ Extra Gentle 2-in-1 Buck’s Berrydactyl Shampoo in promotion of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs movie.

This is how I imagine Pink Sugar and Baccarat Rouge smell to hardcore gourmand haters. It’s nasty!