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It’s nice! I like to imagine this is what rich ladies spray in their bathrooms before the Architectural Digest camera crew arrive.
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I came for seasonal depression, and instead I got seasonal allergies. Pass.
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This is Type O Negative’s song “Haunted” in perfume form. The gold standard of petrichor scents.
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Smells like Parma Violet candies if they were bad and unappetizingly sour. Just buy Insolence instead.
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Repulsively sweet, chalky Sweet Tarts smell. Smarties (America’s Version).
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This smells like a more subdued lavender-scented nail polish remover
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Smells like L’Oreal Kids’ Extra Gentle 2-in-1 Buck’s Berrydactyl Shampoo in promotion of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs movie.
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This is how I imagine Pink Sugar and Baccarat Rouge smell to hardcore gourmand haters. It’s nasty!
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The ultimate funeral scent.
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Photorealistic Thai iced coffee.
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