jamesy

Found an original 2007 bottle of this in my garage, but it unfortunately didn't age very well. Turned into a very heavy, musky floral, like an old ladies perfume. The lotion that went with it still smelled beautiful. It brought back memories of when...

A very green, artificial apple, like the old Suave shampoo. I do definitely get the watermelon note as well, like I'm eating both a watermelon and green apple jolly rancher at the same time. Not really a sweet mist in my opinion, and once it dries...

A very realistic, jammy strawberry scent. To me, it almost has that "I'm going bad" fermented sweetness to it, exactly like the sliced strawberry toppings on the strawberry shortcakes you can find in grocery store bakeries, but not in a bad way. I personally...

Smells just like the eos vanilla cashmere lotion, but without that almost sour, greek-yogurt undertone. It's a very warm, cozy and creamy vanilla, so it's absolutely perfect for gourmand lovers. Longevity isn't much, but that's normal for body mists. The atomizer...

Smells so basic to me. I was expecting to be wowed with how much people rave about Jean Paul Gaultier! Quite disappointed. Genuinely don't get any coconut from this, it just smells like an average fresh cologne. Not sweet, not coconutty. Just blue and boring....

I don't know why this perfume is rated so low, it's quite delicious. The immediate spray gives off a sweet apple scent like a Pink Lady or a Honeycrisp, then slowly fades into more of a lighter, woody Fuji apple. Originally I was worried about the "sugared...

Initial spray is pure greens and citrus, enough to give you a headache. Then dries down to a spicy, zesty mixture, and finally fades into a warm, woody patchouli. I don't know how this is marketed as a sweet gourmand perfume, as I am getting no sweetness...

So light and beachy. I'm usually very picky about coconut since it's my favorite scent, and this surprising passes! There's a gentle sweetness underneath it too, almost like vanilla but not quite. This could definitely be layered with Nest Balinese...

I'm rewriting my review for this because it deserves a real one. This is definitely sweet, but not sickeningly so. There's a synthetic touch to it as well, keeping that sugary, creaminess tamped down a bit. I know it may sound strange, but this...

I inherited a 30 year old bottle of this patchouly musk from my mother, and it still smells amazing. I wouldn't be able to tell you what the new ones smell like, but I'm sure it's similar. This is extremely strong however, so you can only use a few drops....