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LOVE - the great love disaster
Enthusiastically and unconvincingly, my husband has been trying to gift me and add to my perfume stash for years: completely unsuccessfully.
Every perfume he has ever given me: absolute failure. Is also because he consistently ignores my scent preferences and wants to expand my horizons for the heck of it. I don't like aquatic? Great idea to gift me any perfume with "aqua" in the name. I can't with rose? Bring on the rose perfumes, "INTO THE RIGHT ROSE WILL MY WIFE ALREADY FALL IN LOVE!"
His wife doesn't. On the contrary. After every fragrance that has much to do with (real) roses stopped by my house for a 5-minute visit (open - smell - throw out) over the past few years, I can't even see real roses anymore. Like, as flowers, gift. Total rose ban!
Within the last 12 months alone 7 rose scents. All smelled like: Rose.
Love doesn't just smell like rose, it smells like all the roses in the world. All the varieties from all over the world, all the existing flowers of the rose genus: I swear you can recognize every single one of 452,387,261 roses alive right now! The young, the old, the dark, the light, the quiet, the loud - I can't go on! The scent smells like: Roses. Scent: roses. Sillage: roses. Longevity: the immortal rose.
Did I mention that I don't like roses?
Every perfume he has ever given me: absolute failure. Is also because he consistently ignores my scent preferences and wants to expand my horizons for the heck of it. I don't like aquatic? Great idea to gift me any perfume with "aqua" in the name. I can't with rose? Bring on the rose perfumes, "INTO THE RIGHT ROSE WILL MY WIFE ALREADY FALL IN LOVE!"
His wife doesn't. On the contrary. After every fragrance that has much to do with (real) roses stopped by my house for a 5-minute visit (open - smell - throw out) over the past few years, I can't even see real roses anymore. Like, as flowers, gift. Total rose ban!
Within the last 12 months alone 7 rose scents. All smelled like: Rose.
Love doesn't just smell like rose, it smells like all the roses in the world. All the varieties from all over the world, all the existing flowers of the rose genus: I swear you can recognize every single one of 452,387,261 roses alive right now! The young, the old, the dark, the light, the quiet, the loud - I can't go on! The scent smells like: Roses. Scent: roses. Sillage: roses. Longevity: the immortal rose.
Did I mention that I don't like roses?
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